I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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