super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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