I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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