Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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