i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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