She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Shame - the story of my life.
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