# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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