My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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