he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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