sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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