Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you inspire me to be a worse person
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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