You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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