haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize