is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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