CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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