its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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