Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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