why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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