dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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