Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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