only if we run a train.
done.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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