You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He passed out mid-signature
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
