ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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