i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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