Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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