no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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