My brain says no but my pants say off.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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