Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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