a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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