Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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