white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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