Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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