I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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