It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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