How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
