no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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