Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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