Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well I just put wine in my tea
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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