Your dad touched me again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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