Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
