That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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