you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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