I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We are two peas in an std pod
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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