So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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