Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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