We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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