Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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