Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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