So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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