Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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