Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Fuck appropriateness.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
